Ich hab mich heut nacht mit Gott unterhalten.

Me:
beer
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
selfish
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
hard to answer
God:
What is so hard about it?
Me:
everything has its good side
God:
All things has its good side ?
Me:
you're so right man
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
you're not very clever huh
God:
Yup. I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
not clever doesn't mean original
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
oh wow, you understand what i say
God:
Mmm. I'm glad your impressed, . Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
ok enough of that
God:
OK let's stop it now. Hey.

soviel dazu.(ich wette er wusste, dass ich nicht getauft bin)